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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

How did we ever do without….

A few things I can’t quite remember doing without. My my, life must have been dreary before the discovery of

Driving
Masturbating
Giving head (giving and receiving)
Smoking
Text messaging
The pasta at La Risata
Sex whenever I want it
Tampons

… not that I can actually remember Life Before These Things. It all seems so long ago, like somebody else’s childhood.

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