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Saturday, September 24, 2005

Interrupted sex

Something to note: it is never cool to accept phone calls while in the middle of sex. I was in the middle of giving a guy a blow job once when his phone rang. He fumbled about in his bag and then, "Sorry, I really have to get this. It's my mom. She gets worried if I'm back late."

Another time, another boy, it was a phone call from the office. His end of the conversation went, "Ok, you go to the folder labelled such-and-such and then inside there is a file called XYZ. Got it? Ok, scroll down - it's somewhere in the middle.... yah... ok?..."

See, bankers are dull.

Everytime this happens, I don't let that get in the way of what I'm doing - I'm performing some sort of art! and I think it's only common courtesy to excuse yourself properly if you have to take that very important phone call. If you don't, I'll just keep on running my tongue round your balls, or squeeze my pelvic muscles harder if I'm sitting astride you. If you come right in the middle of a call, you're the one who has to do the explaining for gasping down the phone at your mother :p

Anyway, it's Saturday night and I must be off to kiss boys. More stories later. Have a fun weekend x x x

2 Comments:

  • u should have made him cum on the phone - Max

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:34 PM  

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:51 PM  

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